Poetry Break # 14: A Poem Ideal for Linearound or Solo
                                    Reading
                                     
                                    Introduction: Review the definition
                                    of simile.  Next, ask students to describe some of the "yuckiest" school lunches
                                    they have ever seen, incorporating similes in the descriptions.  For example,
                                    the hotdogs looked like mini metal missiles. 
                                     
                                    School Lunch
                                     
                                    Our school lunch is from outer
                                    space,
                                    Endangering the human race.
                                    The meatballs bounce right off
                                    the floor.
                                    The fish cakes could break down
                                    a 
                                      door.
                                    The bread was baked ten years
                                    ago.
                                    The burgers look like they will
                                    grow.
                                    The chicken has the chicken pox.
                                    The peas are frozen in the box.
                                    The spinach gives your legs gangrene.
                                    The fruit juice tastes like gasoline.
                                    The soup is salty as the sea.
                                    The franks explode like TNT.
                                    The salad bar - don't dare to
                                    try it.
                                    The carrot cake once caused a
                                    riot.
                                    The deadly tuna casserole
                                    Can bore a hole right through
                                    the bowl.
                                    The fries could knock you off
                                    your chair.
                                    The corn could make you lose your
                                    
                                       hair.
                                    The way they cook here is a crime,
                                     
                                    But lunch is still my favorite
                                    time.
                                     
                                    Taken from Laugh-eteria by Douglas Florian. N.Y.: Harcourt Brace &
                                    Company, 1999, p. 96, ISBN: 0152020845.