Poetry Break # 9:  A Favorite Poem by Douglas
                                    Florian
                                     
                                    Introduction:
                                    Ask students to raise their hands if they have ever seen dogs wearing clothes. Invite a few children to describe the clothes.
                                    Next, ask if students  have ever wondered what other animals would look like wearing
                                    clothes.
                                     
                                    Elephant
                                    Pants
                                     
                                    I feel
                                    that all the elephants
                                    Should
                                    have to wear a pair of pants.
                                    It's almost
                                    offensive to my eye
                                    To see
                                    these naked beasts go by.
                                    That wolverines
                                    walk in the nude
                                    Strikes
                                    me as being very rude.
                                    And I would
                                    wish a polar bear
                                    Equip itself
                                    with underwear.
                                    For goodness'
                                    sake, I think its best
                                    That hooded
                                    cobras wear a vest.
                                    And don't
                                    you think a boar looks 
                                     
                                    better
                                    Inside
                                    a pink acrylic sweater?
                                    I'd love
                                    to see a nanny goat
                                    Put on
                                    a warm Afghani coat.
                                    And couldn't
                                    bulls of every breed
                                    Slip into
                                    wooly suits of tweed?
                                    Why not
                                    insist that spiders sport
                                    A pair
                                    of smart Bermuda shorts?
                                    I think
                                    we all have had enough
                                    Of barracudas
                                    in the buff.
                                    For beast
                                    of every shape and size,
                                    The time
                                    is now - so customize!
                                     
                                    Taken from Bing Bang Boing: Poems and Drawings by Douglas Florian. New York: Harcourt Brace & Company, 1994, p. 130. ISBN: 0152337709.