Poetry Break # 9: A Favorite Poem by Douglas
Florian
Introduction:
Ask students to raise their hands if they have ever seen dogs wearing clothes. Invite a few children to describe the clothes.
Next, ask if students have ever wondered what other animals would look like wearing
clothes.
Elephant
Pants
I feel
that all the elephants
Should
have to wear a pair of pants.
It's almost
offensive to my eye
To see
these naked beasts go by.
That wolverines
walk in the nude
Strikes
me as being very rude.
And I would
wish a polar bear
Equip itself
with underwear.
For goodness'
sake, I think its best
That hooded
cobras wear a vest.
And don't
you think a boar looks
better
Inside
a pink acrylic sweater?
I'd love
to see a nanny goat
Put on
a warm Afghani coat.
And couldn't
bulls of every breed
Slip into
wooly suits of tweed?
Why not
insist that spiders sport
A pair
of smart Bermuda shorts?
I think
we all have had enough
Of barracudas
in the buff.
For beast
of every shape and size,
The time
is now - so customize!
Taken from Bing Bang Boing: Poems and Drawings by Douglas Florian. New York: Harcourt Brace & Company, 1994, p. 130. ISBN: 0152337709.